Yeah, though Painteth Sucketh Mightily-eth...

I have created a new icon, and the words are almost legible. Plus it is full of sugar and sprinkles, so thou may sufferest the sugar-shocketh and run about the house until thou collapseth in a twitching heap. Here endth the lesson.


I have no idea what the hell I am talking about. I'm going to bed.

Oh, why not?

"Marvin, I Love You"
by Marvin, the Paranoid Android

Written by Adams/Moore/Sinclair
Produced by John Sinclair for Sarm Productions
Released by Polydor (UK) Ltd in 1981 on Depressive Discs, POSP 333

Long ago, in another galaxy
There lived a gloomy robot
His name was Marvin
He was getting old and a bit rusty
And nobody liked him

One day, being very bored
He thought it would be a good idea
To tidy up all of his old programs
In his dusty old databank
There were tapes in there
He hadn't played for years

Checking them through,
He accidentally pushed a wrong button
And suddenly he heard

Voice:
Marvin, I love you
Marvin, I love you

Well, he was sure he hadn't
Heard that ever before
He wasn't even sure he'd heard it that time
Because being a bored and gloomy robot
He hadn't really been listening

What was worse, he couldn't remember
What button he'd accidentally pressed
Anyway, he tried a few switches at random
And suddenly

Voice:
Marvin, I love you
Marvin I love you
Remember, I'm programmed for you
I know we're worlds apart
Still you could break my heart
Loving you is all I can do

Well, he heard it that time all right, no doubt about it
Who was singing these strange words?
Was it another robot?
Or some strange lifeform from the distant past
When he was a young robot and people still made
The occasional attempt to like him?

He couldn't make it out at all
So, he pushed a few buttons again

Voice:
Marvin, I love you
Marvin, I love you

That was it

Voice:
I tried to contact Marvin
I don't know why, but he never replied
Perhaps one day he'll answer.
Till then I guess I'll keep on trying
Marvin, I love you
Marvin I love you
Remember, I'm programmed for you

"Does not compute" he thought miserably
But at least he knew where to find it in his databank
From then on he could play it whenever he wanted
Think about what he'd missed
And live miserably ever after

Voice:
Marvin, I love you
Marvin I love you
Remember, I'm programmed for you
I know we're worlds apart
Still you could break my heart
Loving you is all I can do
Marvin, I love you
Marvin I love you

* Lyrics transcribed by Alex Machine

...And if you don't get it, then go here.

The roof! The roof! The roof is on fire!

Heh. There's some people doing some work up there (at 8:45 at night, why???) and they're making an awful ruckus.

I gots me another BPAL order, 'cause I'm a bad bad girl. And wanted to try some of their more popular scents. So I ordered:

Bon Vivant
Moon Rose
Dana O'Shee
Enbalming Fluid
Black Phoenix
Snake Oil
White Sandlewood (single note)
Lilac (single note)

And for free I got
Lampades
Follow Me Boy
Juju
La Petit Mort

I love the Lilac single note and the Bon Vivant is nice in a nose-tickley sort of way. Eventually I'll get around to trying the others. :)