And the stupidest player on Survivor ever is...?

First, we have James. Affable James, who last season had two, count them, two, immunity idols...and did not play either of them, resulting in his going home. Not the brightest move, but James's edit doesn't make him seem to be the brightest guy...

Then, this season, we have Ozzy, who fell to the same arrogance that cost James his game. He had it, he could have played it and didn't. Dumb, dumb Ozzy. Ozzy has a brain and should have used it. He was strong enough to win challenges and could have done fine without the idol.

Then we have Jason, who also had the immunity idol. Jason saw Ozzy's arrogance take him down. He got the idol. But did he play it? No-o. This is truly stupid, in my book. Jason also had the capability to win challenges and would have done fine - and HE SAW WHAT HAPPENED to Ozzy. Jason is truly an idiot.

But the crowning gem, and my pick for Stupidest Player ever is....Erik. Erik won individual immunity. Could not be voted for. Made it to the FINAL FOUR. And what does he do? He gives up the immunity. To Natalie of all people (yech). People were OPENLY laughing at Erik. I feel a little bad for that, because it's not nice when people are laughing at you. But man. Erik. What were you thinking?

It's turned out to be a much more interesting season than I thought, given the fairly lame premise. Half-ASS, indeed.