Writer's Block: The Only True Question:

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Ahoy! The correct answer to that question be pirates, of course. What scurvy bilge rat would put 'ninjas'? If I find the lily-livered landlubbers who answered that way, be assured they will be walkin' the plank before ye can even say 'Arr!'.

Edit: Hey, look, the writer's block question changes! Irritating. It was originally a question about a choice between pirates and ninjas, in case you were curious.