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See? SEE?


How evil are you?
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Found multiple times in my f-list and worth repeating:

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the woman who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. (yes, this actually happened: http://www.gendernet.org/quill/pr000004.htm)

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the man who was refused medical treatment because I used to be a woman. (http://imdb.com/title/tt0276515/)

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.


Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong.
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So. There's a Shakespeare meme going around - basically, you see the meme in your friend's list, you quote Shakespeare. While I may do that meme, I do not have any Shakespeare to hand. So I present Christopher Walken doing Shakespeare. Or, more accurately, Eddie Izzard doing an impression of Michael Gaston who is doing an impression of Christopher Walken doing Shakespeare. Confused yet?

Cut for your protection )

And just as an aside, when we saw Eddie in Cleveland, he did that bit punctuated with many Christopher Walken-sounding "Wow-wuh" sounds. It didn't make it to the tape and it should have, damnit.
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And I'm right!!

Pure Geek
39 % Nerd, 65% Geek, 43% Dork
For The Record:

A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.

You scored better than half in Geek, earning you the title of: Pure Geek.


It's not that you're a school junkie, like the nerd, and you don't
really stand out in a crowd, like the dork, you just have some
interests that aren't quite mainstream. Perhaps it's anime, perhaps
it's computers, perhaps it's bottlecaps, perhaps it's all of those and
more. Your interests take you to events and gatherings that are filled
with people you find unusual and beyond-the-pale, but you don't quite
consider yourself "of that crowd." Instead, you consider yourself to be
fairly normal.



Which, you are.



Congratulations! You're the one on the RIGHT!





Also, you might want to check out some of my other tests if you're interested in either of the following:



Buffy the Vampire Slayer




Professional Wrestling






My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 11% on nerdiness
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 79% on geekosity
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 77% on dork points
Link: The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test written by donathos on OkCupid Free Online Dating
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Ganked from [livejournal.com profile] hylandr. Ignore at will! :)

If you woke up and I was in bed with you, what would be your first thought?
(Ask this in your LJ and see what comments you may get)

Eep!

Jun. 10th, 2005 05:56 pm
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I guess you learn a few things when you've been playing RPGs for over 20 years and are married to a gamer geek... And I swear, I looked up nothing. Guessed on a few things but... :)

Memeage cut for the sanity of my non-gaming friends... )
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...she said, sarcastically...

Your Taste in Music:


80's Alternative: Highest Influence
80's Pop: High Influence
Progressive Rock: High Influence
Punk: High Influence
90's Alternative: Medium Influence
Ska: Medium Influence
80's R&B: Low Influence
Adult Alternative: Low Influence
Classic Rock: Low Influence
Hair Bands: Low Influence
Old School Hip Hop: Low Influence

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Yanked unashamedly from [livejournal.com profile] elsaf The idea is to take the first sentence of the first post in each month of 2004 and put them in a paragraph. As you can see, I am the queen of the short sentences. :)

I think my circulation's screwed up. I do not work for AOL. Clean sweep for Lord of the Rings - 11 nominations, 11 wins. Hoorah to crushablepink for my newest loverly acquired icon. *Warning - fretting vent ahead. Feel free to ignore.* As may have been mentioned before, I work for a not-quite-nationwide ISP in customer service. Found out when I got up today that they decided not to put Lexi to sleep after alll!!! I've decided. Why do people not /read/ when they're signing up for shit? Yes. Yes, I did go out and vote. Ben's mom bought us City of Heroes as an early birthday present.
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Which Eddie Izzard "Dressed to Kill" line are you? by Saphyne
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Eddie Izzard quote:"I just wanted to be in the room when they were working that one through. 'Zinglebert Bembledack! Yingeebert Dymbleban! Zynglebert Bingleback! Winglebert Humptyback! Slut Bonwalla!' 'What?' 'All right, Cringlebert Fischeebuns! Steviebuns Bottrittrundens…' 'No, Jerry Dorsey!' 'Who we got? Zinglebert Bembledack, Tringlebert Wangledack, Slut Bonwalla, Clingeebun Fistlebars, Dindlebert Zendledack, Jerry Dorsey, Englebert Humptyback, Zenglebert Bengledack, Englebert Humperdinck, Vinglebert Wingledanck –' 'No, no, go back one. Go back one.' 'Englebert Humperdinck.' 'That’s it.'"
Quiz created with MemeGen!
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Can't resist...Must...do...the...meme....

What kind of Doctor Who companion would you be?
by carmen_lj
Name
You are from19th century Earth
You arrive in the TARDIS when youare sent by the White Guardian
You travel withthe eight Doctor
You leave when youfall in love
You are remembered asbouncy and fun
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It's all [livejournal.com profile] squidexplosion's fault. [livejournal.com profile] wishx, I DARE you to take this one. DARE, I say. :)

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THE SPACE-RACE JOKE!
You're just downright silly, but that's exactly what
everyone loves about you.


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That's me, alright. :)

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